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Joe mommao

Yo mommao is a fat ass
Joe mommao is fat
by Mrkwl123 March 16, 2021
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Murdery Joe

When a happy, funny guy passes the drunk threshold, usually by one too many Jameson or other Whiskey drinks, and then suddenly starts to hate everyone around them and tells them he's going to 'f--k them up' or kill them.
"uh-oh Gina, I see Jimmy's eyes glazing over and he's calmly but cryptically telling Kyle he can just kill him. I guess Murdery Joe has officially arrived!"
by Snoop Legend December 18, 2021
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Mr Joe

A Man who has sex with women who are married or have boyfriends.
He will usually trick & manipulate women into thinking he's the perfect candidate for them by making it seem like their current partner is trash or a wasteman. His methods are very slick & charming but really and truly he's just a scumbag/player/womaniser.
Jason: Tyrone has been beating bare girls who have a man. He's moving like a proper mr Joe.

William: dude... you're telling me. I think he must have a STD by now.
by Arron j smith February 10, 2022
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Chameleon Joe

The impossible act of taking a piss without making a sound
Person 1: did you hear about my mate who managed to pull a chameleon joe?
Person 2: serious?

Person 1: yeah, he's on the Mossad's kill list now
by First Wave of Kyles July 18, 2019
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joe skaggs

(1:) An individual with different colored eyes that reports to work occasionally
(2:) Often referred to as "Trevor," a Joe Skaggs can be any one who cannot be understood even when using his/her own dialogue of communicating with facial expressions, crossed-eyes, or hands.

(3:) One cannot simply "Joe Skaggs", it is very complex and takes one person a long time to understand what goes through their head.
Someone asking Joe Skaggs a question:

Hey Joe, did you vote for "yourself" in that election?

Joe Skaggs response: No, I voted for "me."

Person's response: 😂😑
by KTPlonewolfe May 15, 2016
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joe sama

Person1: hey do you know joe
Person2: let me guess your gonna say joe mama
Person1: joe sama
Person2: that was not funny
by Hey I’m on urban dictionary December 6, 2020
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Joe momma

Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.
-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma
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