Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion

Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?

by Sex Master Supreme February 24, 2020

Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.

Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.

by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

Cheeky Texas Style

When a drunk guy eats a girl's ass while wearing a plastic 10 gallon Texas hat

John: You'll never believe this! I ate her out cheeky Texas style!
Mike: Dude, no way!

by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020

Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape

She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday

by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020