Texas power rail

Ozzy ran on Texas Power Rails in the 80’s.
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Texas Neckbrace

When you're in the middle of 69ing and you suddenly and violently straddle your partners head with your legs, plant your butt on their face and sing Roger Miller's country classic "You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after
by Marty McFarty October 11, 2018
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Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.
"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"
by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023
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Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 14, 2024
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good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
by deedeeC January 27, 2016
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Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."
by All3y_C4t September 26, 2021
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Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
by Unsupervised Adult July 02, 2022
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