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The pluralized form of "taco," but only when in reference to cheap tacos made available when the Colorado Rockies baseball franchise scores seven runs or more in a game. That is to say, you may go to a fine Mexican dining establishment like Casa Bonita and order a plate of tacos, but if the Rockies score seven runs, you celebrate with taco's.
Story jacked one into the fountains in the 8th last night to give us taco's.
taco's by BlumerDeluxe January 7, 2019

Taco cat 

A sexual maneuver completed by two females performing cunnilingus on each other. Purring for vibratory stimulation is optional, but preferred. It is fitting as there is both a taco and a pussycat AND is the perfect physical palindrome of the human body.
Heather: You wanna taco cat tonight?
April: Yes!!! I’ll purr really hard and make you MEEEOW!
Taco cat by DolphinLover69XX February 13, 2019

taco hummus 

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways
yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus”
“ur fuckin nasty logan”
taco hummus by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019

taco beam ejector

The taco beam ejector ejects
Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes
The taco beam ejector is very

Affordable.
taco beam ejector by jerry dow April 15, 2019

taco bell roulette 

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.
Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

Taco Wife 

A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.
After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.
Taco Wife by RogueAngel437 June 29, 2019