Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

by Ghilik November 16, 2018

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.

Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?

by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020

Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019

Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

Dadded

When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades

Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat

by EiMaJ90 August 30, 2020