Stone souping

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.

“Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”

by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025

Skadooching in the Soup

When you ejaculate in the soup broth and feed it to hungry customers

"The secret recipe for my noodle soup is I have my chef back there Skadooching in the Soup! it adds a salty kick that the soup wont do without"

by MistahDGun July 10, 2025

Slime Soup

Taking a bath with friends in a non-sexual way. These friends may also be referred to as 'slimes'. Bath does not require any special additives.

"Wow I'm really dirty."
"Shall we go for a Slime Soup to wash off?"

by DonkeyFishTaco September 6, 2025

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Word Soup

A disorganized or nonsensical collection of words, often composed of jargon, buzzwords, or technical terms, strung together to give the illusion of meaningful communication but lacks coherence, substance, or logical contribution to the conversation.

When confronted about the mistake, Carlos responded with word soup: "I acknowledge that, in retrospect, unforeseen circumstances may have contributed..."-leaving everyone unsure if he actually took any blame.

by Raiden Hawk March 4, 2025

Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.

I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.

by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025