pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

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Pimp

A person who fucks bitches and gets money

Person 1:Yo u see amy she on some pimp shit

Person 2: Yeah she fucked Daniel and Jason

by Megan_the_stallion December 12, 2020

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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.

Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.

by Jonald crox February 13, 2021

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pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.

my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!

by fuckor November 1, 2020

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pimp my ride

to pimp ones gf

i pimp my ride to get beer money

by respektYo August 19, 2022

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\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.

iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i

by Krimp September 25, 2009

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