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20-year-old

A satirical phrase in general to describe certain individuals in their twenties who display marked remnants of a teenager (even adolescent) lacking experience compared to older peers, and sensitive to any form of criticism that might reflect an inexperience. They often compensate the feeling of inadequacy by incorporating incomplete information into fact to demonstrate a sense of knowledge. Instability is frequent with a failure to adjust socially to the first stage of adulthood.

This form of apprehension is not uncommon, but the frequency by which it appears in an increasing number of people, makes it noticeable enough to supplement a characterization.
“I thought Mary’s speech tonight to be very 20-year-old.”

“It’s possible my son is being taught by a group of 20-year-olds.”

“The repairman gave me a 20-year-old’s explanation as to why it won’t work.”
by Pamala Gibson January 5, 2009
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dirty old man

dirty old man

A man over 40 and 50 yrs old are seeking for young lady or girl age or women by age 15-30 to have sexual fantasy dreams of young lady for to take advantage of dirty old man, besides on their marriage relations. A young lady have known as gold-digger to an rich old ass man. Most young ladys doesn't like the old mans eeewww nasty ass andropausics. Most mans who are over 40 yrs old are suffering andropausics because they want to become younger age like 15 and they feel like their in the young age but they're not young. They also suffer by going to restroom all day, time and everyday.
dirty old man
by MissCubans April 12, 2010
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perveted old man

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series
Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"
by TIM AND JACOB March 26, 2004
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to plug an old gauntlet

to reference or do something that has not been referenced or done in a while
A: All your base are belong to us!!!
B: That's sure plugging an old gauntlet, A.

or

C: So I got back with Stacy last night.
D: Jesus, C. Way to plug an old gauntlet.
by Jane_Eyre January 10, 2008
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the old popcorn switcheroo

When a man takes a girl out to the movies but cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and fits his penis into the hole so that when she reaches for popcorn she grabs his penis
I pulled the old popcorn switcheroo on her last night and now im not alowed back in the theatre
by Donglord69 August 17, 2017
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Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."
by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009
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any old bollocks

Just write any old bollocks.
Just white anything you want.

I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
by jibjabwolop October 27, 2009
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