no neck

a person who has no neck, a visual sighting that is so crazy.

Me: yes no neck
Him: i have a neck
me: stfu u shot

by llllmyco January 11, 2021

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

Neck-kitty

A way to refer to a cat that sleeps or lays on your or other's neck's

My cat slept on my necked call it Neck-kitty

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

ice neck

Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.

Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.

by AK_Reaper February 25, 2021

scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!

by jermarley February 25, 2021

Neck Breaker

A close game; A game where your preferred team plays at roughly the same pace as the other team despite the fact they could dominate the other team.

"Did you see that game the other night? It was a neck breaker. Our offense was sleeping."

by c0wboy March 19, 2021

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021