Mud scabs

Is when a vehicles carpet has loose dirt accumulated in one spot that has packed above the nap of the carpet
The car detailer said he charged extra for mud scabs in the carpet.
by Thumbs and monsters July 01, 2024
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Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 25, 2024
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Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
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Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.
Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?
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Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
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Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?
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