Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

Mike

A deceiver, likely a fake friend. That leaves you when you're just about to make it big...

"WE DON'T NEED mike"

by ER1C GAMEZ November 28, 2025

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 22, 2019

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

Mike.

Nein

IC diamond when Mike.

by chanupa August 30, 2021

mike lucci

is a fucktard

mike lucci is a fucktard

by meowfaced September 3, 2019

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019