Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”

by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024

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pookie jay en

A pookie jay en is an obese person. This slang is used in South Dakota.

Look at that "pookie jay en" eating all the food at dinner table.
James is a "pookie jay en".

by karinagarciaismyqueen April 18, 2021

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Blue Jay

Blow job. Simple.

I love a nice blue jay on a Tuesday.

by Tonesgoodkarma October 6, 2025

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jay baby

she’s the most kindest, sweetest, and cutest person you’ll ever meet. having a jay baby in your life will be the best life experience ever. she’s very passionate about who she stans and will even run a fan account for her idols. you will regret losing them.

“she’s so sweet, what’s her name?”
“oh yeah that’s jay, or jay baby, she’s always like that”

by sophisticcated June 30, 2021

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jai

cute adorable sexy handsome plain guy (plain is the best) really gay at times has a very soothing voice will make you very happy super fun to talk to and good at basketball has awesome calves
so sexy he make u wanna 😍🥩🤛

i fucking love jai he is mine forever - katie

by kitkat71 May 26, 2022

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