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January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person
Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them
by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024
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January 1

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020
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January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will
fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20
by iatenemo November 8, 2021
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January 22th

Only people with big dick and heart are born on January 22th.
January 22th = huge dick+ huge heart
by Fanuwula January 15, 2022
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22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.
Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!
by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024
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January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot
person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.
That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.
by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023
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