person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny
by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021
