Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
by PhoenixRa February 02, 2009
The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
by Stephan Smolka September 26, 2008
A term used by the WEF to describe how life will be if they obtain power. They also plan on making it so people have no privacy, yet will still be happy. It is part of the dystopian and authoritarian goal of the Great Reset, among also banning constant meat consumption and fossil fuel, unless of course you are wealthy or one of the elites, then you will be able to live your life comfortably and normally while everybody else suffers.
World Economic Forum: "You will own nothing, and be happy"
Normal Hard Working People: Nah nigga you gay
Normal Hard Working People: Nah nigga you gay
by SillyManFounder January 21, 2021
After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003
The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.
Are you still trying to find a bf
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
by Suishui November 17, 2021
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
by Jacob Davey December 02, 2005
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009