goat dabbing

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!

by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

Funne goat haha

Hehe funne goat is funne

person hehe funne goat haha
everyone else hehe funne goat

by da goat ov wisdum July 7, 2021

Goat

Discord user kaii is the goat. They’re so humble they even refuse to acknowledge their goat status

I wish I could be a goat like kaii

by Skrillz_14th December 22, 2023

Oat Goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.

by Salamski December 22, 2021

Tanner Goat

A YouTuber

Tanner Goat just uploaded a video

by Tanner Goat August 16, 2021

GOAT

Khalid

A goat is Khalid he is the epitome of an incredible listener— an amazing advice gifter, and someone who shares the same interests. A somali king with a gifted soul, his kind words touch the heart. Like LeBron James, Khalid is a true GOAT— unmatched in greatness, wisdom, and leadership

by lebronjamesisagirl January 10, 2025