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fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!
fruit smoothie by Pinky518 July 16, 2010
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fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.
guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***
fruit smoothie by chowder<3 August 29, 2010

Fruit Nazi 

A Fruit Nazi is ACTUALLY one of those people that stop and checks your car for forbidden fruit when entering the state of California.
Those damn Fruit Nazis are holding up traffic again!!
Fruit Nazi by TawniLaLa September 21, 2022

fruit pigeon 

a word constatly used by ray
hey u wanna fuckin tity fuck my fruit pigeon
fruit pigeon by rayness May 20, 2003

Fruit piss cocktail 

Hollowing out a watermelon and urinating inside it, then whilst drilling her anal cavities smash the piss filled fruit over her head and kick her in the teeth.
Last night I have your sister a fruit piss cocktail, she loved it!
Fruit piss cocktail by Kdoggy914 August 28, 2014

FRUITFLY 

CUTE FEMALE THAT Prefers the company of gay men &drag queens.they can be straight-bi or gay themselves.is a MUCH NICER TERM THAN FAG HAG!(as gays are sometimes referred to as fruits)FRUIT FLYS ARE OFTEN BEAUTIFUL ,HAVE FASHION SENSE!
THAT GIRL IS ALWAYS HANGING OUT AT DRAG SHOWS...SHES A REAL FRUITFLY!
FRUITFLY by REDHEADRUM February 9, 2015

anti-social fruitcake 

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?