no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad

Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD

by 0m@g April 29, 2023

Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

by JDoeFH February 22, 2022

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

Food slut

Someone who is always DTE (down to eat)

You hungry?

Not really. I already ate, but you know I'm down for dinner number two.
You're such a food slut.
I know, but it's why I make such good company.

by auntdanny April 12, 2016

Food

The only reason for living! The answer to all questions, what you eat while petting your cat! FOOD

My Netflix series just ended. :( If it weren't for my goddess food i would of jumped off a bridge!

by SyddTheeSquidd February 16, 2018

Drone Food

When an Ariel drone catches camera footage of a person in the act of Lewd, embarrassing , or criminal acts out on the streets .a.k.a in public.

“I spotted some DRONE FOOD out in the park this evening.”

by Roxanne .P June 10, 2024