The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Get the Friend Fucker Philosophymug. when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”
by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018
Get the Mother Fucker On Icemug. Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
Get the The kentucky fried chicken fuckermug. Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
Get the Gorilla Fuckermug. The word fucker doodle is a word that helps u get out your Comfort zone and not say just fuck so much, ya know𓆏
Karen:what the fuck let me speak to your Manager!
Me:no Karen fucker doodle,
Karen:oh okay, what the fucker doodle let me speak to your manager!
Me:no Karen fucker doodle,
Karen:oh okay, what the fucker doodle let me speak to your manager!
by Shitter nickle November 22, 2019
Get the Fucker doodlemug. by Christian_mws November 18, 2021
Get the Boring mother fuckermug.