february people

the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...

Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...

by sirname_123 June 4, 2024

February 24th

This is the day when you are really fucked up, especially if it's 2022, and if you live in Ukraine. Respect to all the legends that survived this day in Ukraine

Oh fuck the war is about to start. What day is it?
February 24th of 2022

by Klopan Rin June 8, 2024

February 9th

The day that you learn that its not swaggy to ask out someone cool

I wonder what happened on February 9th of the year 2024

by Wii WuR June 29, 2024

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

Febuary 26th

if you were born on this day you have mad taste, can make some bomb ass sex jokes, and they probably have absolutely insane party stories.

person 1 : they were born on febuary 26th

person2 : so you're telling me they're sick as hell

by scaredofbeans,spaceboy!? December 22, 2024

February 18

National annoy your best friend because it’s her birthday day

Girl 1: Happy birthday!! It’s finally February 18!
Girl 2: stoppppppp
Girl 1: never!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shawdowban January 25, 2025

February 2

National get 3 titty pics from your crush day

She has dem titties on February 2

by Fortheboiswink January 31, 2025