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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
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Dutch

Dutch
by Dkdia February 16, 2018
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dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.
Well that product really has the dutch touch.
by JohanJohan July 31, 2017
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Dutch Broiler

The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.
“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”
by FancyMallard August 6, 2021
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Dutch Dinners

A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.
Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?

Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012
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