In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
Get the vaping a dutch ovenmug. by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
Get the dutch lapmug. Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
Get the Dutch Toastmug. by JohanJohan July 31, 2017
Get the The Dutch Touchmug. The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.
“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”
by FancyMallard August 6, 2021
Get the Dutch Broilermug. A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.
Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?
Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012
Get the Dutch Dinnersmug. 