Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Clown

A mysterious entity that appears only when you look in a mirror

Oh! Look, I can see a funny looking clown in the mirror!

by AquarianAce November 29, 2021

Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

by K2fatbob March 20, 2010

Clown

1:see in circus don't ask me
2(new definition):script kiddies in Roblox Lego game
3:lamely funny guy

1:clowns do tricks in the circus
2:this bacon hair keeps eating the clown bread
3:ur a clown cus u look ulgy #### u
3.2 guy:tags, aww man

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) November 3, 2019

Clown boot

A person who acts like a clown, boot for short

Rachel is a real clown boot

by SGornasty7 September 17, 2019

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Clown hunt

When you and your local boys are going out on a hunt for clowns

Oi Bruv wanna get the g's out and go for a cheeky clown hunt while popping xanies so we can finally get over our depression?

by Liam Byrne October 18, 2016