clown

the person who dumped you

I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!

by brookballoon May 8, 2023

clowning

To convince yourself that your crush is indeed liking you back when in fact it's uncertain or just all in your head.

"Yeah, he's still clowning over that girl that rejected him weeks ago because she liked his post"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"

by gh0st_191 May 12, 2023

flay clown

flay clown.

flay clown.

by anonymous May 13, 2023

Clown Fiesta

Sentinels during VCT Americas.

Did you hear Sentinels lost to KRÜ?

Isn't that the lowest ranked team in Americas? That's a real Clown Fiesta.

by spoof_cs May 13, 2023

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

hit the clown

make a run to Jack in the Box

Dude No. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude No. 2: me too. Wanna hit the clown?
Dude No. 1: yeah, let's go. Im ready for some tacos.

by anonymous December 10, 2023