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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them
Christian is such an weird and funny guy
by Ivo linkstin March 14, 2018
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Jhon Christian Tampol

Jhon Christian Tampol is a kind of man who likes to go out with multiple girls, some people describe him as a friendly one. He is usually a happy go lucky.
I like Jhon Christian Tampol because he's a happy go lucky person.
by Crtr09 March 7, 2022
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Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.
by Poop.pee March 5, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a beast
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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