A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Bar Hoping

The act of timing your heavy drinking with the arrival of a drug dealer so you don't blackout before their arrival and delivery of your nose beers.
A: What are you doing Friday night?

B: The usual. Going to do some bar hoping at Chili's.
by Entrofoxx December 09, 2019
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Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
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Bar slut

A girl who has 6 or more granola bars.
“How many granola bars do u have?”
I don’t know man, like six”

“What are you a bar slut!?”
by Phi phi phia May 20, 2021
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Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.
Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."
by clivesbignight July 23, 2018
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off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous
"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.
by Dankest November 28, 2017
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Whammy Bar

Slang: Getting a reach around while having your vocal cords played by a cock.

Original Definition: a lever attached by the bridge or tailpiece of an electric guitar that can be depressed to increase the tension of the strings and produce such effects as vibrato, portamento, and dive bomb.
Their voice was really hoarse after getting that Whammy Bar!

Your voice is really raspy, are you sick or did you get Whammy Bar’d?
by S. R. August 01, 2024
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