Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022

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Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars

guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life

by wyvs July 28, 2022

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Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

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Bars

Having a high degree of skill or talent.

“Need a haircut? Hit up my homie Mike, he got bars”

by HinterHappenin June 14, 2021

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22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

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Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.

I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

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