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Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
mugGet the Zoom Bagmug.

bag of flies

Something nobody wishes to hold onto, and would drop immediately if it were put in their hands. Similar to a hot potato.
"That girl is bad news, man. You need to drop her like a bag of flies!"
by MarvinComedy August 8, 2019
mugGet the bag of fliesmug.

douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Carrot bagging

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
by Nair88 October 23, 2015
mugGet the Carrot baggingmug.

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”
by Findingchemo July 2, 2019
mugGet the Bag Shittermug.

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.
The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014
mugGet the cooch bagmug.

Bag of Weird

This industrial level horse tranquilliser is capable of sending send you do other dimensions.
"Ketamine" that will have you portal jumping around the area of operation.
"Beans has a Bag of Weird for the afters tonight!!"
by Your auld lady has worms May 14, 2023
mugGet the Bag of Weirdmug.

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