Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix

Your momma is a damn b texas local

by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023

Texas cocktion

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.

They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.

by Alias intern September 19, 2025

texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019