Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.
This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.
by Queendoom2016 December 31, 2015
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Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.
Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.
by Benny from Beverly Hills February 04, 2024
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session
I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me
by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023
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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*
by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018
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Twat Mouse

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..
by Ghost1319 March 04, 2019
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