Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
by funkyfrogbait August 08, 2023
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worst friend

the friend who is trouble maker and use others as a shield to hide their mistakes, they are one of most lousy, pathetic and useless bum
maxi is the worst friend you can have because she is a trouble maker and useless bum.
by oliviakiss April 25, 2018
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pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.
I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.
by bellebendek June 18, 2019
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drive-by friending

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.
That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.
by MichiganJ September 14, 2010
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friend enhancer

Bad looking girl. Most of the women have at least one friend enhancer to make them look better since everything is relative. Comes from the law of supply and demand. Friends enhancer can be useful when girls go out or when it's time to take a Facebook profile picture.
-Dude! Have you seen Gasia's new profile picture?! Hotness itself!
-Nay! She ain't that hot. It's because she is using Dija as her friend enhancer.
by 4pex June 12, 2011
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Head friends

You and another individual gives head to each other with no feelings for each other.
You: “let’s be head friends
Her: “Omfg!! Yess!”
by Kahlilpapa April 30, 2022
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college friend

A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
by Dr spanky January 07, 2020
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