Potato monger

A man or woman who harvests potatos and throws them at Irish people.

I saw a potato monger in the field last week; I had to run in order to dodge the potatos!

by theofficedwight June 06, 2016

hot damn baked yummy potato

not cole sprouse

wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato

by legrinch December 06, 2018

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Getting her sweet potato pie

Rubbing sweet potato mash on ones male counterparts nut sack and getting one or more ducks to then consume it and clean said nut sack.

He Shure is getting her sweet potato pie tonight.

by Demonthral April 08, 2019

potato-spaten in your izzie's

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.

Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.

by Nino Grieco May 26, 2009

Fully Loaded Baked Potato

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013

you little potato sack

You are a stupid little boy wit no life

You autisistic , you little potato sack.

by Llcolljoukerr December 28, 2018