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twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6
person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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K-Twat

Kez hay it
'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'
by DC3917 February 5, 2021
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Twat

A British term for someone who is just a silly little stinker
"Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.

From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"
by laddie616 November 6, 2022
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Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.
Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.
by Vapercise April 30, 2023
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Twat Cake

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie
by king clayton December 31, 2018
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Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020
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Twat

James Middleton. A UK grifter, I mean Instagram fitness coach in a scam marriage to obtain a green card
James Middleton is a super twat. Even Shannon Ford could do better.
by Rddthtr December 20, 2023
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