December 8

The day you get to have a shopping spree with someone’s card

Can I get money

No

It’s December 8

by Idk1244 December 05, 2020

8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by anonymous September 11, 2022

:))~8

Really have 4 life

Luke-"Dude I married a really hot and loving girl"
Daniel-"wow u must me :))~8"

by Joshua Lopez June 29, 2017

8==D (())

An emoticon for penis and vagina

(Insinuating sex if ya didn't guess)

Justin: I sent "8==D (())?" To my gf today

by Lonley loser November 26, 2020

April 8

National Eat something sweet day

"What day is it today again?"

"Oh its April 8th the day of eating something sweet."

"YESS let's go to the shop to buy something sweet."

by yagirlloaahh September 19, 2022

8 fingers down

you fuck bitches who's birthday is may 16th

8 fingers down, damn you really banged her?

by Wellocrapp May 18, 2022

V-8

When a person puts a lego into a girls private and begins to build in it.

I decided to do a v-8 when my girl came over, because she loves and looks like a lego.

by AidenWlego November 25, 2016