8==(''')==D~~~~

Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.

Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit

by StarBlazer101 September 26, 2008

853

Thinking about you
8: thinking
5: about
3: you

used in text messaging... or when words cannot be used.

ex: "i've been 853"

by Danielle Vanaman October 17, 2008

ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Orion January 15, 2004

let's play 8ball

A GamePigeon text message sent to another person during an awkward time.

-Hey, that boy wanted to kiss me yesterday. What should I do?

-Let's play 8ball

by Jake1114 October 28, 2018

1-800-588-2300

Empire! The infamous Empire carpet's phone number. It is a catchy commercial that has stuck in the minds of many. There is a video on youtube of a big guy dancing to this, and when the commercial says "Today!", he performs a death drop.

~1-800-588-2300 Empire!~

Today!

by psycholock August 10, 2019

851

Arrested by the police. Comes from the common frequency band for police radios. Seen in S01E01 of HBO series 'The Wire'

"He got 851 this morning"

by TotallyVindicated December 2, 2011

January 8th

Those born on January 8th are known to have lived long and successful life. Often with a tough childhood, but manage to turn out better than anyone said they would. 2297335096

John Black was born on January 8th... What a God. Enough said.

by john.blavk October 17, 2019