by Hellish hell September 12, 2022
Get the FUCKmug. She bent down as he slapped his hard throbbing enermous penis and he ejackulated all over her body while screaming "FUCK ME WITH YOUR WET VAGINA" she moaned so loudly the neighbourhood woke up in a panic, he violently turned her back around and kissed her bottom lips and clit, she organsmed and squirted all over him as she begged for him to never stop, neither of them had had such amazing sex before. She sat up as he chocked her from behind and said " you thought you could escape daddy, you will listen to me now" she nodded as he grabbed her hands and put them in handcuffs attached to the bed. He fingered her in and out as hard as he could while pinching and twisting her nipples as she screamed a painful sound but also filled with pleasure. They went on like that for ages before a knock at the door, as to there suprise it was a group of strippers, men and women as they walked in and started stripping, His gaze at the beautiful bodies and examined every single part of them, staring at there beautiful tits and wet pussy as he cummed from the sight, they liked what they saw and before they knew it the orgy had begun, one girl sucking off 2 dicks at once while having one in her ass and pussy aswell, quadriple banged
by oobadraver July 25, 2024
Get the Fuckingmug. You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
Get the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug. - Single- handily the best word to every exist, Cicero the legend himself created this work of art
- it can be also used to start or define intercourse or sex in simpler ways
- it can be also used to start or define intercourse or sex in simpler ways
by AWWWWWW MANNNNN, December 28, 2020
Get the Fuckmug. by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019
Get the fuck busta blackmug. When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. 