Cotard's syndrome

A rare mental disorder in which the affected thinks that they are dead or don't exist

Lana:Ebenezer, how is your grandpa doing?
Ebenezer:He is unfortunately suffering from Cotard's syndrome
Lana:Hope he recovers

by GasparThalasso May 30, 2025

Baby Back Bitch Syndrome

A disorder that causes people to be whiney, inconsiderate, and generally unpleasant to be around.

"Hey, whatever happened to the guys you used to game with?"
"They got Baby Back Bitch Syndrome. Couldn't dish it out and take it."

by bucksavage69 June 3, 2025

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

main character syndrome

Main character syndrome is a term used to describe a mindset where a person views themselves as the central figure in their life story, often dramatizing their experiences and seeking attention similar to a main character in a movie or book.

Main character syndrome: JP Abecilla felt like the main character when the Starbucks barista misspelled his name as "JC," making him dramatically declare it a "travesty" instead of just a typo.

by c.reaper June 10, 2025

main character syndrome

Main character syndrome is a term used to describe a mindset where a person views themselves as the central figure in their life story, often dramatizing their experiences and seeking attention similar to a main character in a movie or book.

Main character syndrome: JP Abecilla felt like the main character when the Starbucks barista misspelled his name as "JC," making him dramatically declare it a "travesty" instead of just a typo.

by c.reaper June 10, 2025

Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Prince William Syndrome

When a guy was really hot but ONLY for a very short period of time in his youth like Prince William.

Leonardo DiCaprio suffers from Prince William Syndrome.

by Wackysnacky June 21, 2025