National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.

loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by National Day announcement June 24, 2022

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

Kick Discord Mods Day

On November 20th every year you get to beat the shit out of any discord mod and they're not allowed to fight back

person 1: its Kick Discord Mods Day
person 2: YIPPEEE

by GayCommie2011 November 11, 2025

National Beanous day

National Beanous day is celebrated on the 5th December every year.
It celebrates the footballer Gabriel Jesus and what he has done to be with the higher performance.

Me: “What are you doing for national Beanous day this year”
Friend: “nothing”
Me: *cries in higher performance*

by 63dcw December 5, 2021