penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

International Horny Day

On the 17th of April it's the International Horny Day. Cuz why not!
You can ask freely nudes around the internet and sexual acts around the streets

It's not sexual arrousement! Today is the International Horny Day!

by viksn0w April 17, 2020

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021

National Emmie Day

Wednesday, February 22. Duh

Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?

What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.

by Rrftw February 7, 2023

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023