dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
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Dirty Nikolaus

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat
Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!
by Kiki and en February 23, 2025
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