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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .
Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .
by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018
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National talking day

Ryan: you know what’s today ?
Sally: no what

Ryan: national talking day. So you got to post me
by lovely lady bean October 4, 2020
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Same day fries

When u get fries eat some, then take the rest home, and eat the rest in the same day.
*eating fries you got a few hours ago* SAME DAY FRIES
by FrenchFriesMoco June 16, 2018
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Pimil day

Pimil day, short for Point in My Life day, is a celebration of a specific moment in your life that honors how far you've come since then. It's usually the hardest, most painful point in your life, but can also be something of the opposite.
Ean: *suffers from a trauma*
Ean, a year later: "It's my pimil day tomorrow! Good job, me :)"
by Lea Kara March 4, 2022
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rigatoni day

a trend on tik tok that started 2019 and is still a thing: on may 24th 2021 everyone has to eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta - you can choose which sauce you take. #eatabowlofrigatonipastaonmay242021
- today is may 24th!!

- it’s national rigatoni day, let’s eat a bowl of rigatoni together :)
by katerynaa May 24, 2021
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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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Mandela Day

A day that takes place on march 13th.
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