Opposite Day

Opposite Day. This day falls on: September 26, where you can say what ever you want, but it mean the opposite.

You: “hey wanna go on a bike ride?”
Sister: “no”
You: “so you do?”

Sister: “NO”

You: “but it’s Opposite Day!”
Sister : “fine let’s go”

Sister; *goes on bike ride with you*

by GabeDuncan September 26, 2021

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.

"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

by whenthemichy_ November 29, 2024

Wanda Profile Picture Banishment Day

On the 12th of December, all Wanda profile pictures will be banned from all Discord servers.

Looks like Wanda Profile Picture Banishment Day is coming soon.

by Soooo true December 10, 2021

tiddy pic day

Today is tiddy pic day! Send this to yo girl to get a free tiddy pic. If she doesnt send one then she doesnt get a dick pic on dick pic day.

person 1: hey what day is it today
person 2: its tiddy pic day bro. Get a free tiddy pic from your gf
person 1: hell yeah bro

by spunkmunk37 September 2, 2022

Cirno Day

Cirno Day is on September ⑨ of each year. This is because September is the ⑨th month and ⑨ is Cirno's number (from a joke in the Touhou community being that "nine" means "baka" which means "idiot". Cirno was also labeled as ⑨ on a Touhou game manual.).

Cirno Day celebrations include playing "Become Fumo" on Roblox, or going out at midnight and plastering pictures of Cirno all over your town. The second option is more obtrusive than celebratory, but it is still an option.

Cirno Day is celebrated on ⑨/⑨ each year, and the strongest year would be one that ends in ⑨.

by Nobody reads this except you- August 20, 2024

national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!

Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!

by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019