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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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Fuck the owner week

On December 6th to December 10th, you can harass any owner like a discord server owner in this week and the owner can’t do anything about it.
Xx_user_xX: hey ima harass you
owner: you cant ill ban you
Xx_user_xX:its fuck the owner week
owner:fuck you
by generic sniper December 6, 2023
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fuck

by i don't have a life lol end me November 29, 2021
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three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus
1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."
by #katface April 21, 2014
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Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018
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International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
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dumb fuckness

when your in the staight of dumb fuckery
my friend was commiting DUMB FUCKNESS tonight
by Duolingo_666spanish February 9, 2021
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