wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

by gjwaldie November 10, 2006

Wet Klaunte

To give or receive oral pleasure from a dirty homeless man in a city gutter or park, usually in the rain.

On a very rainy day, the strange man gave him a Wet Klaunte in the rain

by Stompin Chompin December 19, 2010

wet gorrila

when a fat hairy couple couple get onto a bed

the man squirts his seeman onto the wemon

thenthe man slowly but roughly soakes it through her hair.

you dont want to know what a wet gorrila is.

by sodagod2 June 1, 2011

Wet Snow

Cum.

"Man remember that hot bitch Rachel with the bib tits? Well I totally pulled out and covered her face in wet snow last night!"

by Wet Snow Dewd April 15, 2009

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.

by Lucky Maria December 18, 2013

wet paper

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016