donald trump

a fucking piece of shit

i fucking hate donald trump

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

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The Trump Collector

Someone who is scared of trumping.

A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.

During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.

Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."

George "Thats because I dont!!"

Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"

by bagultrait January 2, 2012

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Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

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Trump Card

A banned Yu-Gi-Oh card that when activated, changes all the elements of the opponent's active monsters to Mexican and his passport is now invalidated. Any Mexican monster is now banished.

Did you hear that Seto Kaiba used a Trump Card in the tournament ?

by Brief Velkoz December 16, 2018

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