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Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.
Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.
by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019
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Poland pack

This is when a person refers to stuffing a car with as many people as the car can handle. Like they do in people.
Example. Look at that Poland packed car bro.
by Yo mumbruv May 23, 2019
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Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
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AB Pack

There’s layers to this.

An AB pack is the same as a HSP, different location

AB is short for Abortion, as per what a HSP looks like.

And the Pack, is the Aborted fetus.

AB Pack is the baby pack that you’re now smoking on
“Tommys Mrs went down to the clinic yesterday, now she’s chilling at home smoking on that AB pack”
by Kenobis4n November 29, 2022
mugGet the AB Packmug.

NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
mugGet the NES crap packmug.

Preemptive Pack

Packing your backpack just before the end of class as the teacher is giving the last information like homework or reminders that "There's a quiz tomorrow!". Useful before lunchtime to gain a jumpstart in the lunch line or at the end of school.
Joey: What the hell? How did he get the the front of the line?

Mac: Preemptive packup i bet.
by TheNarcwhal April 2, 2011
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