Long Job

Achieved from a distance.

He did a long job on her, no contact, but now he has to pay child support.

by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

Fliss long

Fliss long is the type of person to give you a blue pen instead of a black pen

Are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip

by marley762 November 18, 2019

audrey long

a very sweet girl who deserves the world.

“who’s that girl?”
“ur mom audrey long”

by urMOMisaBOMB.com July 29, 2022