love bean

1. Slang for the male prostate gland.

2. Also could be referring to a single testicle.

Jenny started rubbing my love bean, and I said, WTF bitch start sucking my dick.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

bean dip

A mexican baptizim, where the mexican gets baptized in holy water.

The holy water turned brown after the bean dip.

by bean dippin brad August 12, 2007

mr. bean

Mr. Bean is a funny show if you're between the ages of 3-9. It does however, border on stupid. Rowan Atkinson who plays Mr. Bean, is much better in the show Blackadder.

Parent 1: My kids are watching mr. Bean...
Parent 2: That show annoys me.
Parent 3: Stop talking about that show.

by Chuz February 3, 2006

bean pie

To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.

Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels

Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!

by C_Tizzels May 20, 2003

Sour beans

Chucky piss, that comes from the butt, or bottom hole.

Hey man, did you see those sour beans last night?! SICK.

by I love bearded taco. February 20, 2011

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

nut bean

When you are so high on cocaine that you go completely mental and start smashing stuff up like your TV.

i was a complete nut bean last night.

by Georgefish19 November 21, 2013