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Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022
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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
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Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.
Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.
by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021
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