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South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five
“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”
by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018
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South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me
i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me
by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025
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Wrigley South

Nickname for Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati, OH, home of the Cincinnati Reds. Used by fans of the Reds' division rival Chicago Cubs; the nickname mocks the Reds both for their futility against the Cubs (and most teams) and more specifically for the number of Cubs fans who show up at the ballpark when the Cubs are the visiting team.
The Cubbies beat the Reds 6-1 today at Wrigley South
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 1, 2023
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Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.
Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.
by Sumlez February 25, 2024
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South Carolina

South Carolina was the state to officially begin the American Civil War. On April 12, 1861, Confederate troops fired on Fort Sumter in South Carolina's Charleston Harbor. In legitimate academic settings, this event is used to mark the beginning of the American Civil War.

Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.

Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".

Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Person 1 from New Jersey: I'm moving to South Carolina!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?

Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.

Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?

Person 2: Was that a question?
by James R Clobum June 7, 2023
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south park

A bunch of random ass kids who do a bunch of illegal shit. There is also a character named Kenny who dies all the fucking time then there's also Eric cartman who is bassicaly just a fucking asshole.
" aw man I fucking loveeeeeeeeee south park!"
by absolutley a weirdo May 6, 2023
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South Georgia

a fictional country i made that is also as small as fuck and existed between 2023-2024

not to be confused with Georgia, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
"Hey want to go to South Georgia?"
"What is that?"
"I'm better off going by myself.."
by hivegeaf February 23, 2024
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