Hey, have you seen Dane Eastman?
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
by The real Jesus H Christ October 9, 2020
Get the Sexymug. a person considered unattractive by society standards but once puberty hits or they get a makeover, you realize that they were "sexy on the down low"
History-buff: Damn, Jack got fine. I didn't realize he was "sexy on the down low" under all that acne
by history-buff July 12, 2014
Get the sexy on the down lowmug. 
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Sexy Son Hypothesismug. something neither me or you have touched
a human female with big boobs and GYATT
something which is impossible to rizz
a human female with big boobs and GYATT
something which is impossible to rizz
by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024
Get the sexy womanmug. by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019
Get the Sexy slidemug. Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...
Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
Get the Too Sexymug.