Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

sam holland

Sam Holland is a lamb. Or a cinnamon roll. We have yet to know the true identity of such boy. Too pure for this world. Deserves all the love.

What is your favourite animal ? Sam Holland.
Do you have any favourite sweet? Sam Holland.

by Samthelambholland September 17, 2017

sam norris

He is a guy who can be trusted by anyone. Girls think he is gorgeous and love that his uncle is Chuck Norris. Girls love him so much they doodle his last name with their first name while they day dream. His huge heart and charismatic personality pull people to him. His future wife is one lucky lady!

Look at that hot guy over there! That MUST be a sam norris.

by Freebirdsfly September 18, 2017

sam prater

A pretty litty guy, always happy and never triggered, which can be a little frustrating. If the Sam Prater you know has glasses, he will be awesomer.

Woah, Sam Prater, like never gets mad!

I know, weird, right?

by TTHE COOL GUY September 26, 2017

Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

sam schon

Dirtstar

Sam schon “ate” your dirt star

by Lil steez October 26, 2017

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017